1. A Grilled Cheese Sandwich
"Some assembly required". It's not clear what assembly is required and how the sandwich is packaged. To be fair, these look pretty good.
2. A DIY Home Vasectomy Kit
Not for the faint-hearted. You'll need to supply your own painkillers. I hope the instructions include a bit more detail.
3. A Customised Message Written on this Woman's Chest
For the bargain price of $20, you can get your shopping list written on this woman's chest. This "great birthday gift" is perfect for those that have it all!
At $120, targeting the premium end of the ghost market, this seller promises the spirits will "change one's life". It's not clear whether that change will be for the better.
5. A Guide To Making Any Woman Squirt
Ever wanted to make a woman "obey your every command"? Just download this guide and she'll be squirting all over the place.
6. 1lb of Sand
"With no additional cuts or adulterants". Yep, this seller will actually ship a pound of sand to any address.
7. Creepy Silicone Masks
Realistic, but also incredibly creepy. Sunglasses not included.